There's been a breakthrough!!!!


No really there's been a breakthrough. I swear. Everyone needs to rejoice and look over here. There's never been anything like this before. It's a game changer. Nothing will ever be the same. It's like nuclear energy, no, electricity! No even bigger, like everything everywhere all at once kind of breakthrough. Oh and you should be scared too. Cause you know with power like that, who knows what could happen. I heard the boogeyman lurks in there. Like the real one, the one that will annihilate us all. But don't worry we'll figure it out. We got it all under control. Trust us.